A practical guide for children’s television programming for the week. Ratings advice and comments included where inappropriate.
9:00 AM- Nothing Matters. Nothing at All- Hosted by Miss Anne Thropy. Learn how to roll your own, and make your own color chart for all the different shades of black. Next week: Learn how to brood.
CHANNEL MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY
10:00 AM- Hobo Cookout With Stabs O’Brien- Stabs and his saucier Bindle Bart show you how to make wine from sweat.
NOON- Unfortunate Choices- Today’s guests include several college graduates now living at home, three senators, and a couple, now divorced, who married for love.
Your guess is as good as ours.